
Well, let me tell you about the one jump I wish I had never made.
No broken bones, although I have had over 130 of those.
This was on August 6th 1966, before I became CSPA's bad boy
I was asked by a couple of jumper friends to go with them and make a jump into a nudist camp. I agreed, but I had my 8 yr old son with me at the time. We drove to an old airfield, and he agreed to stay there, alone, with no one around and nothing to do but wait.
We took off, were soon over the Ponderosa Nature park, and made the jump.
On landing, I wrenched my knee, and while sitting in the long grass, I noticed about twenty amazon women running towards me, screaming, and laughing, with boobs flying everywhere.
I got to my feet, and they escorted me back to the main part of the camp.
I still had my rig on, and carrying the canopy.
I was met by about 50 to 75 people, who gathered around, all as naked as the day they were born.
Two very beautiful young ladies agreed to have their photo taken with me, so I sat on a chair, with my chute piled on the ground.
The women sat on my legs, one on the right knee...one on the left knee, and some photos were taken.
We went for a quick dip in the pool, and then I remembered my son was waiting for me.
We finally left ( about 3 1/2 hours after we arrived) and made it back to the airport, much to the relief of my son....and me.
I felt like I let him down, by making him wait while I visited this amazon park and gawked at the wide array of flesh.
I have always felt bad about leaving him there, and that is the reason I wish I hadn't made the jump...I let my son down, and Ive never really forgiven myself for it.
About two months later, I was asked to give a talk on skydiving at a local flying club.
I talked for about 1/2 hour, and then showed them slides which I had carefulle selected into a Carousel slide projector.
They were very quiet, very attentive, and when the second last slide came up, I told them the subject was a shot of a large parachuting trophy that could be won in competitions. There was a nice Para Commander in the background heading for the target.
Then I said:
" and some people win the consolation prize" and popped in the last slide which was myself sitting in the chair, with two beautiful young naked women on each knee.
The room erupted with shouts of " we are in the wrong sport"....and...."Where can we sign up for a skydiving course?"
I think they really liked the presentation, but having left my son there for so long by himself, with no one to play with or talk to, and nothing to do, was a disgraceful act on my part, and I wish I had not made that jump for that reason.
I must say though....it sure was a sight to see those amazons rushing to greet me when I landed. I thought I was in some remote South American jungle. WOW
Bill Cole D-41
Gee, it was 36 years ago today I made the record jump from 36,916 ft. Wow, how time flys